Logic 1
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity
Logic 2
Everyone was born intelligent,
but education ruined them.
Logic 3
Practice makes perfect,
but nobody's perfect,
so why practice?
Logic 4
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
Logic 5
Money is not everything,
there is Mastercard and Visa.
Logic 6
One should love animals,
they are so tasty.
Logic 7
Behind every successful man,
there is a woman,
and behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.
Logic 8
Every man should marry,
after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
Logic 9
The wise never marry,
and when they marry they become otherwise.
Logic 10
Success is a relative term,
it brings so many relatives.
Logic 11
Never put off the work till tomorrow,
what you can put off, out off today
Logic 12
Your future depends on your dreams,
so go to your bed now
Logic 13
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
Logic 14
God made relatives;
thank God we can choose our friends.
Logic 15
The more you learn, the more you know,
the more you know, the more you forget,
the more you forget, the less you know,
so, why learn?
So which is your favourite quote?
Mine is:
Why can't drink alcohol when Jesus can turn water to wine? =P